Nje cift shqiptar kishte shkuar per pushime ne Spanje.
Teksa po hanin mengjesin ne restorantin e hotelit degjojne nga tavolina ngjitur burrin e nje cifti britanik qe i thote te shoqes:
-Can you give me the sugar, Sugar.
Pak me vone nga nje tavoline tjeter degjohet zeri i nje amerikani:
- Can you give me the honey, Honey.
Shqiptari hengri mire e mire dhe pasi e mendoi pak ceshtjen, i mahnitur dhe nga romatika e kolegeve, afroi me afer filxhanin e kafese dhe ju drejtua te shoqes:
- Ma jep cik qumshin, lope!


ishte 1 burre dhe e kishte emrin cte duhet ty.dhe kishte 1 vella qe quhej truri.cte duhet tyne e kapi policiadhe e mori ne pyetje.-si e ke emrin i tha polici/-cte duhet ty.ore po si e ke emrin ti mo?po cte duhet ty mo.-ore ke tru ti apo jo?truri iku te pije 1 kafe tani vjen.hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa
ishte 1 burre dhe e kishte emrin cte duhet ty.dhe kishte 1 vella qe quhej truri.cte duhet tyne e kapi policiadhe e mori ne pyetje.-si e ke emrin i tha polici/-cte duhet ty.ore po si e ke emrin ti mo?po cte duhet ty mo.-ore ke tru ti apo jo?truri iku te pije 1 kafe tani vjen.hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa
shume fore e mire hahahhahahhaha
jam knaqe tuj kesh
walla shum fore e mir
bravo
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